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Created on 2001-08-22 12:30:21 (#331065), last updated 2006-04-10
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Basic Info| Name: | Timmy Timmy Dark and Dreary |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 03-09 |
| Location: | Woodbridge, Virginia, United States |
BioPOETRY:
Timmy, Timmy dark and dreary,
stumbling, slowly, drunk, and weary,
scuffing his feet on the velvet floor,
there's no way in hell he'll make it to the door.
Timmy, Timmy dark and dreary,
crawling, crying, sad, and teary,
bloody, beaten, with body sore,
there's no way in hell he'll make it to the door.
QUOTES:
"I don't like porno movies. They piss me off. First they show a good-looking naked woman who starts playing with herself. And while I'm watching, she sort of becomes my girlfriend. And then, suddenly, in walks a guy with a big dick, and he starts fucking my girlfriend. It pisses me off."
"Just when i discovered the meaning of life, it changed"
"The reason i talk to myself is that i'm the only one whose answers i accept"
"regarding pokemon, beanie babies, and tickle me elmo: something is really wrong when a major news story concerns how hard it is to buy a toy"
"Everything beeps now"
"Griddle cakes, Pancakes, Hotcakes, Flapjacks: why is there 4 words for grilled batter but only one word for love?"
"i've never been quarantined. But the more i look around the more i think it might not be a bad idea"
As you can see i have a very big space so i think i will put what i think is funny.... if you read this it won't make me feel better but i think you'll feel a little wiser and sagelike in how the world works. Thank you.
~Timm
PS i will continue now.
"Next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election"
"if i had my choice of how to die I would like to be sitting on the crosstown bus (omnilink) and suddenly burst into flames"
"You can't argue with a good blowjob"
"You know what i like about the american form of government? They worked things out so that your never far from a 7-11"
"As far as i'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing"
(one of my favorites)"A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining"
"Tits always look better in a pink sweater"
"When your choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone"
"You rarely see one oat all by itself"
"What is this dinner and a movie shit? Why can't people just go somewhere for 3-4 hours and fuck?"
"My god has a bigger dick then your god"
"When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke"
"I enjoy young people because they're really fucked up and don't know what they're doing. I like that. i support all fucked up people regardless of age."
"You know what would be fun? To fuck a grief-stricken woman."
"We're losing the war on drugs. You know what that implies? There's a war, and the people on drugs are winning it. What does that tell you about drugs?"
"C'est la vie"
"I tried to drown my sorrows, but they learned how to swim"
"It's a fried egg, and it loves me"
"If we had some eggs we could have some ham and eggs if we had some ham"
"Not wanting to be dead is not necessarily the same as glad to be alive"
"Insanity is intelligence having fun"
"There are some people that just should have been drowned at birth"
"It takes a truly evil man to properly please a woman"
"Good girls eat too much, bad girls get eaten"
"The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me"
"Thank you for sharing. Sharing time is now over. Please refrain from sharing again"
"It's all right to let yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back"
"If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a good man."
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
"Charm is the ability to make someone think that both of you are quite wonderful."
"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."
"Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way."
"Computers let you make more mistakes faster than anything except handguns and tequila..."
"If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him."
"To distinguish the real from the unreal, one must experience them both."
"Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation."
Thoughts are things... what you most think about WILL happen. We create our own realities!"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night in my bed and I watch the Stars, and I wonder, where the fuck is my ceiling?"
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
"The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil."
"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something... "
"I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"
"Go out on a limb, that's where all the fruit is"
"Make use of the hemp seed, Sow it everywhere" ~George Washington
"Insanity is divine"
Timmy, Timmy dark and dreary,
stumbling, slowly, drunk, and weary,
scuffing his feet on the velvet floor,
there's no way in hell he'll make it to the door.
Timmy, Timmy dark and dreary,
crawling, crying, sad, and teary,
bloody, beaten, with body sore,
there's no way in hell he'll make it to the door.
QUOTES:
"I don't like porno movies. They piss me off. First they show a good-looking naked woman who starts playing with herself. And while I'm watching, she sort of becomes my girlfriend. And then, suddenly, in walks a guy with a big dick, and he starts fucking my girlfriend. It pisses me off."
"Just when i discovered the meaning of life, it changed"
"The reason i talk to myself is that i'm the only one whose answers i accept"
"regarding pokemon, beanie babies, and tickle me elmo: something is really wrong when a major news story concerns how hard it is to buy a toy"
"Everything beeps now"
"Griddle cakes, Pancakes, Hotcakes, Flapjacks: why is there 4 words for grilled batter but only one word for love?"
"i've never been quarantined. But the more i look around the more i think it might not be a bad idea"
As you can see i have a very big space so i think i will put what i think is funny.... if you read this it won't make me feel better but i think you'll feel a little wiser and sagelike in how the world works. Thank you.
~Timm
PS i will continue now.
"Next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election"
"if i had my choice of how to die I would like to be sitting on the crosstown bus (omnilink) and suddenly burst into flames"
"You can't argue with a good blowjob"
"You know what i like about the american form of government? They worked things out so that your never far from a 7-11"
"As far as i'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing"
(one of my favorites)"A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining"
"Tits always look better in a pink sweater"
"When your choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone"
"You rarely see one oat all by itself"
"What is this dinner and a movie shit? Why can't people just go somewhere for 3-4 hours and fuck?"
"My god has a bigger dick then your god"
"When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke"
"I enjoy young people because they're really fucked up and don't know what they're doing. I like that. i support all fucked up people regardless of age."
"You know what would be fun? To fuck a grief-stricken woman."
"We're losing the war on drugs. You know what that implies? There's a war, and the people on drugs are winning it. What does that tell you about drugs?"
"C'est la vie"
"I tried to drown my sorrows, but they learned how to swim"
"It's a fried egg, and it loves me"
"If we had some eggs we could have some ham and eggs if we had some ham"
"Not wanting to be dead is not necessarily the same as glad to be alive"
"Insanity is intelligence having fun"
"There are some people that just should have been drowned at birth"
"It takes a truly evil man to properly please a woman"
"Good girls eat too much, bad girls get eaten"
"The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me"
"Thank you for sharing. Sharing time is now over. Please refrain from sharing again"
"It's all right to let yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back"
"If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a good man."
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
"Charm is the ability to make someone think that both of you are quite wonderful."
"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."
"Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way."
"Computers let you make more mistakes faster than anything except handguns and tequila..."
"If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him."
"To distinguish the real from the unreal, one must experience them both."
"Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation."
Thoughts are things... what you most think about WILL happen. We create our own realities!"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night in my bed and I watch the Stars, and I wonder, where the fuck is my ceiling?"
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
"The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil."
"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something... "
"I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"
"Go out on a limb, that's where all the fruit is"
"Make use of the hemp seed, Sow it everywhere" ~George Washington
"Insanity is divine"
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